Menace Day, May 19

This is my entry for Bruce Bethke's Friday Challenge for 5/22/09.


My holiday is called Menace Day, celebrated on May 19. It's a sober reminder to never, ever become a hardcore fan of anything or anyone because sooner or later... let's just say, for example, that you probably won't be lucky enough to have your favorite musician die immediately after doing his best work. Eventually that "fresh new artistic direction" will come. And it will suck.

We'll send those close to us sympathy cards to mark the passing of his or her object of affection into suckiness. Click on the card above to see the inside.